Today I got a chance to watch part of the show that I’m not so active in because I’m incarcerated for a period of time. I can’t believe how incredibly entertaining this process STILL is to me. My fellow princesses are seriously, serious.

Seriously. Anyway, we’re beginning to explore the real magic that exists in this bizarre world of ours and how we princesses posses the incredible ability to move fluidly between reality and fantasy…And you can’t.

That’s why we’re in The Club and you’re not, Sucka…amongst other reasons of course.

Impeccable taste, sexy humps, and good shoes to name a few. Wig decorating season is about to commence and I can’t wait. Gotta go…See you on the runway.