Humans consider nine months to be a normative period of gestation. It is, with most ventures in life, a good time to look back and say, “How’s this going?” Relationships: if you’ve lasted nine months, most often give yourselves a pat on the back. If you’ve lasted nine months because one of you is “staying” in the other’s sound proof basement, perhaps it’s time to reconsider the arrangement. New city: after nine months have you found good friends? A coffee shop? Apartment without hobos? tIf the answer to one or more of those questions is no, perhaps you should check Portland out.
“Maine or Oregon?”
Doesn’t matter, hippy. Just move.
And jobs. I have now been working at Redmoon in some capacity for nine months. If this job were a pregnancy, I would now be the proud mother of a dust- and whimsy-covered infant whose limbs might end up in a centerpiece. Frank Maugeri would not be allowed near that baby. Since it’s a job, I’m simply looking back and judging whether it’s had a mostly positive or negative effect on my life. Let’s take stock.
Pro: Money on a consistent basis. Having gone from a swing stage manager and freelance production manager (which does not mean I own my own business, no matter what the IRS says) to a salaried production associate, working for Redmoon for nine months (with two notable absences to Louisiana and Ireland), I have made a living from only doing theater for most of a year. Having borne the slings and arrows of my parents’ terror that they’d be supporting me the rest of my life, this is most definitely a good thing. Suck it, Fine Arts Degree. I have survived in spite of you.
Con: Bruises on a consistent basis. As anyone who knows me will tell you, I am a delicate flower, and have bruised like a peach since the age of 2. A lot of my duties as a production associate involve lifting. Lifting all kinds of things. Metal things. Cumbersome metal things that cannot be gracefully hefted, or even prevented from banging against one or more limbs as you cart them to and from the back of a van. Also climbing, catching, and cage fighting. As a result, I kind of look like my roommates have been playing four-square with my legs. They are such bastards.
Pro: Doing something different everyday. Variety is the salvation of the work place, and with a job caught in the web of spectacle logistics, strange requests and errands are an inevitability, not to mention a constant delight. Looking at what I’ve done, it almost seems as though I’m being paid to take part in an ongoing scavenger hunt, the prize of which is yet to be determined. In the last nine months I have been assigned the following tasks:
1. Buy one hundred and seventy-five pounds of purple cabbage.
2. Locate as many purple umbrellas as possible in the greater Chicagoland area and bring them to Redmoon.
3. Procure 40 pairs of green high heels, along with as many doll parts as possible. Preferably with slender limbs.
4. House a Danish-Australian.
5. Move a dying dogwood tree downstate.
6. Smuggle a Flake bar overseas.
7. Find out if the puppets are in transit.
8. Research Dutch hotels.
Do I enjoy doing these things? Yes. Why am I doing these things? I have no earthly clue. So that Frank and a Dane from Australia can shack up in Arnhem where no one will mind if they wear ladies’ shoes and necklaces of Barbie arms while they eat cabbage and chocolate, luxuriating in the sense of calm that comes from knowing the tree is out of the picture and the puppets are on the way, taking time for a casual stroll in the rain after lunch.
Con: Being the production department associate, and no longer a manager, this means I am also the catch-all. Adam and Caleb don’t want to do something? That’s my job that day. Not that I mind or resent this, it’s part of the work and I’m happy to do it. It’s just that there’s definitely a check to the whimsy and glamour of theater in doing paperwork. Even in the arts, you cannot escape it.
In general: Redmoon rocks. I really enjoy it, and money and crazy stories beat bruises and paperwork any day of the week and twice on Sundays. I think the kid’s gonna be all right.